For the Benefit of Mr. Kite


Musicians and Benefit Concerts...match made in Heaven?


Many a musician has had a significant other say (or scream?): “Musicians are the most selfish people on earth!” To create original music, polish it, promote it takes time and attention away from'd at LEAST call them “self-absorbed!!” Yet no other group bands together so often to raise money for charity, and donates their talents in shows that would otherwise have cost thousands! (with apologies to your local church, who meet weekly, but usually without the same star power....and some have mandatory attendance!), how do we reconcile these two statements?

Well, some might suggest it's as simple as this: musicians like to play.....musicians LOVE to play.....they NEED to play....why Not do a benefit, see all your friends, pretend you're Mickey Rooney, and play for a combined audience? And that's part of the answer, but let's look deeper. There's been a LOT of debate lately about what value musicians should be putting on their services....a lot of which is, unfortunately, counter-productive....if a venue hires you hoping you'll attract some customers, and you don't....they won't be interested in compensating you for your hours of practice (we've talked about this before, right? They might have steered your practice to Nickelback covers if they WERE paying for it!)....but, regardless of your position on that issue, it's an indisputable fact that musicians will frequently be recruited for situations where some one else gets paid first (I did not use the word weasel), while they are left with the short end of the it might be that they just feel that they'd rather benefit a “cause” than some music biz weasel (there, I couldn't help myself).

But I still don't think that's it. What I really think is, musicians ARE aware that their performances have value....great value! But, they're also aware that, unless they are in a recording studio, their performances go out into the air, hoping to hit a target, like the rays of the sun finding the earth....and when their time is's all over. In other words, musicians give generously of their time and talents because that's what they HAVE to give. Like the Little Drummer Boy...check video at end of this blog

Wildcat O'Halloran has performed at benefit concerts too numerous to mention, and will be hosting his own annual Pre-Thanksgiving Benefit with a all-star cast, this year at City Sports Northampton, benefiting the Western Mass Food Bank

What are we doing up here?

Wildcat Band @ Sunderland LibraryWhat Are We Doing Up There?

In her book “How To Play Madison Square Garden”, Mindi Abair presents this breakthrough concept: If you don't understand that the audience is giving you something of value when they respond to your music, you don't truly understand what you're doing performing in front of people. Which led to a lot of soul-searching on my part, because frankly, I would get so caught up in the nuts and bolts of making the songs “come out right”, that I wasn't at all clear on what the audience was up to...oh, I liked it when they applauded, all right , and I was clear that I was supposed to communicate something to them....I remember telling one of my jazz snob friends “If a musician is a communicator, and literally no one is getting what you're putting down, why do you think you're such a great musician?”...but I still was only scratching the surface, miles from wrapping my mind around that italicized sentence. They're giving ME something of great value?


Let's re-group.....We've all seen the T-shirts that say “More of ME in the monitors”, playing on the known fact that, to beginner musicians, the idea that they can MAKE SOUNDS!!!! is so fascinating that they have no interest in what the rest of the band is doing (or how the song sounds!)....but, on the other hand, musicians further evolved must have SOME fascination with the sounds they make, or else why would they bother presenting them to other people? Where's the tipping point? Is Dunning Krueger effectinvolved? it the fault of the internet? I frequently hear that computer recording, Facebook et al have “flooded the market with amateur musicians”...usually from “professional” musicians who think “chops” are passe, leaving me to wonder in what area they ARE higher than the “amateurs”.


I used to divide musicians (or performers in general) into two classes : “Hey Look at Me” performers (Britney Spears?) and “Hey, Look what I can do” (Joe Satriani?) I've decided there's a third choice: “Let me tell you what's in my heart tonight” musicians, who present the audience with that rarest of complete experiences: The Great Song!!

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Date: Wed, 25 Jun 2014 20:37:16 -0800
Subject: Radio Airplay Report - Wildcat O’ Halloran – Party Up In Heaven – Dove’s Nest Records

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Wildcat O’ Halloran – Party Up In Heaven – Dove’s Nest Records
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WMUA - Amherst – Massachusetts
WUML - Lowell – Massachusetts
WOMR - Provincetown- Massachusetts
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The Young Horse Run Fast, The Old Horse Knows the Way

The Young Horse Run Fast, But The Old Horse Knows The Way


It's been dogma in the U.S, for a generation or longer, that our culture in general, and music in particular, are (and should be) youth-centric in the extreme. Those teenagers are the ones who follow the trends, and have the diposable income to run to the record store, everybody knows that........well, all that's out the window now!! The young people rip the music ( a lot of which is rehashed 80's stuff anyhow...they don't have much of a consensus on music of their own) off the computer, while the boomers not only might still BUY a CD, but kind of like the feeling of having a concrete piece of the artists they enjoy, something they can hold up and say “Hey! I just got the new Wildcat O'Halloran CD!”...or whoever.


And it's not like it was always thus....Rock and Roll was proclaimed a young person's game partly because young black artists were willing and eager to take out a few of the subtleties of the blues, while pumping up the tempos....and the amplification, to the initial horror of the established blues artists! For many years after R&R's inception, there would be “revue” shows with older legends in the tradition for the parents, and Rockers for the “young uns” When record companies saw how much money could be made off the younger audience (and how gullible they were!), the “teeny-bopper is our newborn king” became etched in stone...or so it seemed. “The Blues had a baby....and they named the baby Rock and Roll”, said Muddy Waters.


But it's really never been like that in Blues. From the time of Charley Patton and Son House mocking the young Robert Johnson, to the tours of Willie Dixon with his grandson and nephew in the rhythm section, Blues has always been a music where we expect our party to be hosted by someone with a little “mileage” on them. And when Albert King embraced the hippies at the Fillmore (he had already embaced feedback, which they absolutely LOVED!), he immediately advanced his career....and taught a whole new generation (and race!) how to party.....which has always been a theme of this music. From “She's 19Years Old” (and got ways like a baby child) to “Good Morning Little Schoolgirl” (she's not only underage...she might be Jewish....and in some versions, the singer threatens to kill her!....a little TOO Creepy!) the Blues has been a music that, on one level purports to set up war between young and old, but ultimately resolves that conflict as the younger folks come of age under the tutelage (or is that corrupting influence?) of 2000 years of African (not Sunday school) wisdom (“The boy has the boogie in him, and it's got to come out”, says John Lee Hooker. A Bluesman may not really fully hit his stride until 60, and will get respect even when staggering out to the stage one more time as a 90 year old fossil (“I wanted to party with him/say I met him in person---one more time.”) Side trip----the aforementioned John Lee was doing what I call the “frail act” when I first met him....being led out to a chair, only to stand up for the last song, to the amazement of the, I understand that the Hook may have had a hard life....but he was 54 then, much younger than I am now!....I may start with the chair soon....but can I still dance with the pretty girls?


Someone will no doubt bring up the now-numerous really young blues artists, and my answer may upset some readers: It's exactly the surprise of seeing the teen (or pre-teen) cover the music and appear to dispense the wisdom, that makes this interesting....not to demean the abilities of these artists, but it's precisely because they go against the grain that we marvel....would an analogy to seeing a poodle in a tutu doing ballet be too harsh? Maybe, though at one time, the white bluesman dispensing “down Home” wisdom may have been a similar novelty.


Wildcat O'Halloran has kept the Blues alive in western Massachusetts since about 1968....making him officially....old enough to be a Bluesman......his new CD, Party Up In Heaven, is now competing with new releases by men who died in 1968...but that's another blog! Meanwhile....

War of the Sexes, anyone?

Meaning of the Blues.....Battle of the Sexes??


Judging by the enormous number of lyrics in Blues that relate to the....shall we say... “issues” in relationships, maybe we should award this music the grand WAR OF THE SEXES first prize, whatever that prize might be. Think opera or country can compete? (“All I want to be is...DONE” currently rocking the country charts)--No chance!!`As they would say in High School, compare and contrast that little ditty with “I'm gonna call up Big Boy Hogan, to come down and dig your grave....and I'll be right there laughin', when he throws that dirt in your face” (V-8 Ford).....Think your current crop of rappers have street cred? Pat Hare, author of “Murderin' Blues”, acted his tune out, landing in the penitentiary (unsure if it actually WAS better “Than bein' worried out of my mind”)....and what about Howlin' Wolf's girl, who “Puts iodine in my coffee, rat poison in my bread, when I get a little sleepy, she puts lye all in my bed”??

And it's not just the men talking tough and complaining about the fairer sex (“She's a mean mistreater, and she DON'T no good”-Muddy Waters). From the sass of Carla Thomas (“Otis, you ain't nothin but a no-good tramp....straight from the Georgia woods”) to Little Esther Phillips (“I'll put this stick down, all right....right on your head!!”---same riff as Tramp, btw—always signals trouble...that's why I used it in “If You Won't Do What I Want”,where I tell Emmalyn Hicks that she doesn't need a bra since she has nothing to put in there, and she responds “Then why do you wear pants?”) Ouch!... the girls make the blues an equal-opportunity war. What about the legendary Memphis Minnie, who favored the National Steel Standard guitar (sometime you'll see Bonnie Raitt with one), because, if a man gave her too much unwanted attention, “You could hit him over the head hard enough to kill him....and it wouldn't even go out of tune” Double Ouch!!

Whether the cause is infidelity (“ I saw your other man wearin' my brand new suit”---Bobby Bland), drinking (“he's a real drunk and tore up the neighborhood”---Memphis Minnie), or just general (“Albert, you ain't nothin but an overgrown fool”----Albert Collins, who reminds her that “a good fool is hard to find!”), you never need to mince words in the blues....which is why we love it!! You can make Donald Sterling seem like Ghandi and it's all fair game...just as exaggerating your troubles (“If trouble was money, I'd be a millionaire”---Albert Collins among many...”If it wasn't for bad luck, I wouldn't have no luck at all”--Albert King) is all part of the fun, exaggerting how horrible your girlfriend is (“When we got down to Joe's place, the whole band knew her name”-Jimmy Rogers)....or how badass you are (“We gonna raise your eyelashes and whup you some, and if you run fast enough, we gonna whup you on the bottom of the feet!”-Albert King ) is just part of the one-ups-manship.

Unless you're Bobby Blue Bland, who, even while “telling the bitch off” and riling up the menfolk, would get nothing but sympathy from the women, who'd actually be incensed at the girl who had hurt “poor, poor Bobby” could she do that to him? Some day, I'm gonna get that skill...and hear “poor, poor Wildcat”

More Blues History...and Supa Chikan


A little more about Blues History...can you stand it?


In case you haven't read my earlier bashing of Blues books, let me start this blog with a disclaimer: By definition, a Blues book is an attempt by some literary type to figure out someone else' culture....after that culture was uprooted, mangled, and mushed together with all kinds of other stuff in America....500 years ago! Sure, I'll take a shot....can't do any worse.


When we hijacked a whole lot of different people from West Africa, and threw them together in distinctly lesser conditions in America, what did we get, culturally? We got a rich oral tradition, kept alive by traveling musicians/storytellers called griots, who, while keeping the cultural traditions alive, were also the short-time stranger visiting the village (and viewed with both admiration and distrust, in the finest small-town tradition). Perhaps because of this, or perhaps because West African stories often have the element of trickery as an important component, the patron saint of the griots was Legba, god of music.....and deception! A little ol' trickster god who might put one over on you to satisfy some selfish desire of his own....what a choice for a musician deity! By the way, if you've heard the blues line “I'd rather drink muddy water, and sleep in a hollow log”, those images go all the way back to Africa, where the traveling griots would take shelter enroute in a baobab tree (and sometimes be found dead in there)....and muddy water indicated the Nile was getting ready to flood your farm (hence the association with bad luck). Oh, and you would, of course, meet the griot (or maybe Legba himself)... at the crossroads.


Well, as you might expect, it didn't take the white folks (who came to America partly to BE religious fanatics!) long to equate the mischievous Legba with the more sinister....wait for it....Satan! First of all, because they were suspicious of multiple deities anytime, and trickster gods (plus music and dancing...and keeping alive African traditions) were just too much! So, as we might also expect, the early, traveling bluesmen had an image problem......or was it an opportunity? Identifying themselves with the Devil tied them to the tradition, made them seem superhuman....and most importantly....defiant of the white man's rules! So Peetie Wheatstraw adverised himself as “The Devil's Son-in-law”, coated his cornrows with wax, and started shows with his hair on fire....way before Michael Jackson. Robert Johnson's obsession with the Devil has been well documented (maybe not ACCURATELY documented....was he poisoned? Stabbed? Both? Did he really spend his last hours barking like a dog?), but the question is: Was this Posturing, maybe with a little Marketing on the side? Or did life outside mainstream (read white) conventions convince these guys that they really WERE in league with the Father of Lies? Hard to really know, but I think the key words are: Life outside the mainstream (read: White) conventions.....fighting “the Man”, spurning the white hospital to consult a “root doctor” like an African griot.


One more note about the crossroads: I've been told this story very seriously by TWO different (white) blues fans....who don't know each other....after the tour, which includes a trip to the crossroads near the Stovall plantation, where Robert Johnson supposedly sold his soul to the Devil, and after a few drinks, our tourist decides that he's going to take a guitar and go down to that crossroads at sunrise (this worries me, because I always thought it was supposed to be sunSET, but whatever)....qnd both guys were startled when a black man, all dressed in black, DID approach them...the amusing idea now turned a little more real than they had planned, and thinking not of the mischievous Legba, but rather of our more sinister Lucifer, they each asked hesitantly: “ are?” And the man answered …............”Absolutely! I'm Supa Chikan (bluesman who lives nearby....and talks to chickens)....Wanna buy a CD?”

Thank You Blog



Open Thank You ALL my musician friends


The night of the Bill Buckner World Series Game (1986, Game 6 for you non- Red Sox people) While the Buckner error was fatal, the baseball coach in me was almost more horrified by the Bob Stanley wild pitch that preceded it (not a good sign when, years later, the teammates are still debating if it was a passed ball), and so all night I tossed and turned, thinking “Buckner!”.....NO, Stanley!!!,, definitely Stanley...or was it Gedman?” When it came time to head over to the Dove's Nest (5 AM), I was as exhausted as I was frustrated. Opening waitress that morning was none other than Margaret Wasserman....who was biggest booster on recent Kickstarter campaign btw....and I turned to her in my grief and said “ Mahgret!....Buckner...Stanley....Stanley....Buckner”.....”Forget it” , she said, “It's gonna rain....if it rains 2 days, we pitch Hurst again, and they can't hit him”. “When did you get so tough?”, I wondered....but, of course, it only rained ONE day, we pitched Hurst on short rest, he came out (leading) after 5 innings or so....and the rest is history...not happy history......................................................................well, now I've found some closure.........for the past few nights, I've been falling asleep listening to final mixes of my new album “Party Up In Heaven”, and thinking “Isn't Emily Duff (sax) the most wonderful thing on this record?, wait...that would be Wally Greaney (harp),, definitely Wally...but wait, what about the keyboards (Paul Provost)?....No, stupid, the best thing on this album is the rhythm section (Jopey Fitzpatrick and Matt McMannamon).....but what about the Harp Girls?....and Rae Griffiths, sassing me on “Evrything I do”....and Devin, who did his best work EVER!! I think it's definitely, wait..what about Nick Borges' trumpet on Drownin'!!, Emily...........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


When I wake up, I think of all my other musical friends who I didn't get onto this record, and how awesome THEY all are...and Karen Traub gently telling me to do one more take...and Danny Bernini coaching the Harp Girls!....and I think of Trevor Sewell and Cassandra, whose songs were so incredible that I BEGGED to cover them........and all the people who put up hard -earned $$ on Kickstarter....and I know it sounds corny, but I ain't never seen no parting of the Red Sea, or guys getting carried around in a whale, but I'm pretty sure I HAVE experienced a couple miracles....thanx for hanging in through that convoluted story  

Everything I know about recording....cause I've screwed it up before!

Everything I've learned about doing everything possible wrong!!


     While recording my new album Party Up In Heaven, I started thinking about the recording's my 12th recording or so, but I had a steady parade of guests, each with different preferences and experience, and, while I couldn't go through my entire growing up process with each of them, I did try to use what I've learned to capture them at their best, with the least stress bunch of stories:


Things NOT to do in a recording studio (guess how I know these!):


  1. 1.     Don't buy a whole new rig that you're not too familiar with
  2. 2.     Don't put on new strings 10 mins before
  3. 3.     Don't wear elaborate stage clothes that are uncomfortable
  4. 4.     Don't bring a big amp with might be in a little booth, trying to hear headphone track!
  5. 5.     That really opinionated friend who just HAS to win arguments...leave him/her fact, don't invite anybody unless a) you really, really want their opinion or b) Like McManamon, they're so quiet, you forget what their voice sounds like!
  6. 6.     Don't go 3 hours without checking your tuning....especially if your band is all guitars, and is adding keys or horns later!!!
  7. 7.     Don't bring food or drink that is sticky or greasy
  8. 8.     Don't leave vocals til you're fact, go home if you're exhausted....or worse yet, have an argument in the matter what decision you come to after things get heated, no more good music is happening that day
  9. 9.     Don't even HAVE an argument in the studio...hammer out most of it ahead, and know who gets final word while in there....if that's not the person paying for session, figure out how to consider their concerns!
  10. 10.                         If you think a track is a weak throwaway, but want to try advised that simple stupid song seems to always come out perfect, while grandiose creation bogs down
  11. 11.                         Never even allow thoughts like “I've got to play the best I've EVER played” to enter your head
  12. 12.                         Don't work without some kind of a's really embarrassing to end up a verse short or have a solo that never got filled in...though ProTools can help that!!
  13. 13.                        Don't be so well rehearsed that you actually give a perfect performance in run- through....there'll usually be tech stuff to adjust, and you don't want to be longing for that “take that got away” while screwing up the next take
  14. 14.                         Don't be so poorly prepared that ½ the songs take 8'll forget what parts went by....”or was that the last take?....oh, crap, I just played a klunker....oh, let's just settle for some safe thing”
  15. 15.                         Do runthrough a lot like actual song (I've been known to build in a deliberate mistake...see #13)
  16. 16.                        Singer should be most prepared, so song doesn't sound like they're reciting/reading new lyrics off paper
  17. 17.                         Have paper around in case they DO forget
  18. 18.                         Try not to break up the band while there
  19. 19.                         If you put in a cute, in-song comment or intro, plan on getting REALLLY sick of hearing it later
  20. 20.                         What if you: break a string, chord, stick, drumhead, amp?   Prepared?
  21. 21.                         What if the first session goes extra fast....or extra slow?   Build in flexibility to use time wisely
  22. 22.                         If studio ok with it, arrive early and set up
  23. 23.                         If you're uncomfortable with the headphones, mix, temperature,'ll seem less like an excuse-maker if you adjust it BEFORE you blow a few takes....just don't irritate you bandmates or engineer being prissy!
  24. 24.                         If you're working with people you know, like and trust....then trust them....if not, WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?   You haven't lived until it goes off the rails, horribly wrong etc.
  25. 25.                          Remember, everybody has had it go wrong sometime, it's way different from playing live (mistakes are immortalized! And no one claps at the end to make you feel better!)

Just after writing this, I read Alligator records President Bruce Iglauer's column in Living Blues.....speaking about his recording of Lonnie brooks Live:   "Lonnie was quite excited, as he had just been given a new amp, designed by a famous manufacturer of pickups....It had lots of special features, but instead of being our biggest help, it turned out to be our biggest problem"

Love is All Around (Even In A Guitar?)






I CAN”T be the only person who's wondered this.....You'll be listening to some streetwise, tough ghetto singer (or rapper), all about the mean streets and killin' people and selling drugs, and how you can't trust nobody....and in the middle of the album, there'll be a love song.....a REALLLY SAPPY, Saccharine, cliche-ridden, ooh-ah—isn't love song......and you'll wonder: Where on the mean streets did he meet Paul McCartney? This is not a new phenomenon....Tower of Power would be funkafying about how they were gonna “Knock Your Damn Self Out!!” for half an hour....then it was time for “You're Still A Young Man.....WAHOOO!”....and the same band that covered “I'm A Man” and made it MEANER !!! (Chicago Transit Authority) went straight to innumerable variations of “Color My World”...but I wrote those off to the gradual and insidious process of falling in love with your own horn section. Let me explain: If you have a lyric line that's not that strong...say it's a not-very-clever cliché type line...but you have a powerful horn section land on a really big-sounding Chord to underline it, it suddenly sounds Moses has just come down from Mt. Sinai with those two tablets....”Oh, THOU SHALL NOT KILLLLLLL!!!!!” ...Got it!! This works so well that the band starts to rely on it more and more (and the horn players get better and better at it), and it becomes like a drug addiction, complete with the diminishing returns. Similarly, if the singers voice is so beautiful that he could “sing the phone book”, singing something more profound and possibly controversial starts to seem like too much trouble....after all, everyone Oohs and AAAhhs when he sings “Baby, I Love You” so why mess with success. But I gradually realized that this doesn't explain ALL the Sappy love songs.

There's also the guy from the mean streets who has so much success that he starts to be more about the mean streets of Malibu (Hello, Bruce Springsteen), but that doesn't explain the phenomenon either ...though it would explain where he meets Paul McCartney....

Then there's the bio-chemical explanation: Sexual arousal causes the pituitary gland to secrete oxytocin, a substance that induces feelings of warmth, desire to bond, understand, care for the love object. It even allegedly makes the annoying habits of the beloved seem cute and/or brilliant. So, instead of singing “It Must be the Money!', the rappers should be singing “Must Be The Oxytocin”...this would explain why the SONGS seem brilliant to the artist and the listeners who've just fallen in love (“They're playing OUR Song, dear!”)....and annoying to everyone else. Come to think of it, I recall detesting “Isn't She Lovely” by Stevie Wonder when it first came out...”What a sugary piece of crap”, I thought....”and it has a “baby solo” (baby sounds....”More reverb on the baby, please...and we'll need a little more baby in the monitors”)....Stevie Wonder needs THIS? What next, will we need someone to die to drum up sympathy for the next song (known as the “Seasons in The Sun” principle)? Five years later, as yet still unmarried and child-less....I thought “Isn't She Lovely” was the greatest song ever apocalyptic horn chords, but brilliant harmonica riffing, gorgeous chord changes, I'd almost burst into tears if it came on the radio....well, not that I'm ungrateful for my kids, but they're all now teenagers or older....and I think that song is a saccharine piece of crap again.

What's really going on here? As best I can dope it out, there's a couple of things at work.....First of all, maybe the gentle feelings of love are not that familiar to the songwriter from the mean streets, so he falls back on cliches because he's out of his (or her ) comfort zone....Or maybe it's the opposite: The feelings of love are UNIVERSAL, maybe it's ignorant to think otherwise, so the songwriter comes up guessed it....the same lines as everybody ELSE!!! (Go, Oxytocins!!!)......or maybe it's deeper than that....maybe the power of love is SO overwhelming that NOBODY fails to be one's really “Qualified” to distill THAT down into a 3 minute lyric everyone falls a little short there, yet feels the need to TRY to process the experience. (remember a couple of blogs ago)



a postscript: Wildcat O'Halloran (once called “one of the most entertaining songwriters on the current blues scene”......and later called “derivative” by same magazine, who at least didn't say I needed an autotune) mostly writes funny songs (e.g. next album will feature a song called “I Don't Need An Angel, Just Not A Rollercoaster”), but will include what he refers to as a “praise “ song on next CD.....hope you don't think it's stupid....but, if ya do......that's right ….”Must Be The Oxytocins”

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Back in the 80's, when Drum machines were becoming popular (we actually thought they sounded like drums!), some of the fancier ones had options to “humanize” the machines. A couple of them called this feature the “shuffle” button, because we supposedly “knew” that real blues drummers didn't keep perfect time, but were somehow more interesting because of this imperfection.....well.....color me puzzled! I played with Kenny Johnson (James Cotton, Steve Miller, Kenny Neal drummer), one of the greatest of all time, and I'd swear on a stack of Modern Drummer Magazines that he kept PERFECT TIME!!! If you set a metronome to match his pulse, then walked far enough away that you could no longer hear him...then walked back into the room, he and the metronome would still be exactly what are they talking about?

I think what was actually being described (and poorly imitated) were varying ACCENTS during the “shuffle”. I just saw an article by a Berklee prof where he described a 4 beat measure as being like the word “alligator” (a 3 beat was “crocodile”). For those of you who aren't musical pros, a shuffle beat in Blues is like “alligator” with a strong accent on “gat” and a sort of strong accent on “All”....they blues drummer would vary the intensity of the accent (as fast as Kenny's hands were, he would wait until the last possible millisecond to deliver a mighty blow on the accented beat, alternating seeming unconcern with sudden focused intensity....projecting a classic Blues attitude in the process)'s Kenny: . When playing a slow blues, the drummer plays 6/8 (or maybe 12/8) still with varied accents and a sharp snare pop on the 4th beat of the 6, sometimes described “6/8 on the cymbal, 4/4 on the snare”....think “croc-croc-o-DILE-croc-croc, croc-croc-o- DILE- croc-'s that: ….note that, after Kenny's death, the drum chair was passed to another monster player Bryan Morris.....can't find one of him really going wild, but here's a sample of the Blues with the energy really pumped up:

I'm having so much fun with these clips, I've forgotten my point, but don't care!'s Kenny Johnson doing same song:

Just for fun, let's finish with our own Joe Fitzpatrick playing a “New Orleans street beat” which is a march syncopated until it fits into African-American form.....that's what plays when you come to the wildcat site!


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